Hello, welcome, bonjour, buenos dias, whatever. Writing a first blog post is always weird; I know because I've done it a couple of times already. You can't see those attempts because they don't exist anymore (they were silly), hopefully this one'll stick. I have high hopes, anyway.
But like I said, it's weird. Only one or two people will read this when it come out, so I guess I can say whatever I want!
Kittens are small.
Horses are larger than kittens.
All larger animals are hungry.
Therefore kittens are not hungry, and should make ideal pets.
Thank you and goodnight.